oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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