Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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