hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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