you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just found puke in my bra..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize