every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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