one two three fourrrrnication!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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