whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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