This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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