Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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