i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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