plz talk dirty to me
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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