i jhust puked up my retainher.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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