Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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