she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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