Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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