Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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