This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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