I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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