We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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