I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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