I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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