So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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