omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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