drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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