He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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