i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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