Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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