yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I need a beard to bite.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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