Sponge bath it is.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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