Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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