just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We have so much sex to catch up on
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
there is puke in my bra ... again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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