i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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