Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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