before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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