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i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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