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I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks

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(781): I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks http://tfl.nu/m8t9

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onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

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he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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(516): onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please? (443): he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag? http://tfl.nu/5o6h

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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."

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(402): I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while." http://tfl.nu/xrqm

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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems

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(630): if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems http://tfl.nu/3idz

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How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?

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Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit

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(412): How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body? (1-412): Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit http://tfl.nu/2oue

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Hookers taste better with whip cream

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Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too

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Fair enough

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(417): Hookers taste better with whip cream (816): Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too (417): Fair enough http://tfl.nu/svnz

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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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(251): Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again. http://tfl.nu/n3jw

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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it

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(502): if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it http://tfl.nu/pt50

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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.

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(402): my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen. http://tfl.nu/06g9

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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.

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(413): Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking. http://tfl.nu/aegx

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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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(313): Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie. http://tfl.nu/1dd0

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Guess what happened to me today at work?

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I have chlamydia. What happened.

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Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.

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(734): Guess what happened to me today at work? (1-734): I have chlamydia. What happened. (734): Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second. http://tfl.nu/rf53

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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt

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(210): It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt http://tfl.nu/ws0p

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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha

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(317): I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha http://tfl.nu/cxju

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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

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(610): I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents. http://tfl.nu/hwmn

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