To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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