And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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