I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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