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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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