Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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