this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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