Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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