If i come over, it means nothing
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize