why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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