Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize