I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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