i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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