Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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