How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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